Friday, September 24, 2010


I think everyone knows about my cat Lyla, but what most people don't know is that I used to own Pit Bulls. You may ask, "How does one go from ownership of Pit Bulls, to caring for a cat?" Well to be honest, one day I just woke up and said hey, I must has a kittenz! Dogs and Cats are as different as night and day. For instance, when I owned pitbulls, my female named, Princess, was only concerned with pleasing master. She would do tricks, sit obediently while she waited to be fed, and wouldn't dare jump up on people or bark at other animals without permission.

Cats are SOOOOO not concerned with master. In fact, I don't even think you can be "cat owner". You are more like the cat's Human. I swear at times I can almost hear Lyla saying to me, "Human, I'm hungry...must has fudz NAO!" Other times she says to me, "Human, I am ready for some attention...ok enough attention leave me alone, NAO!"

All in all, I love my cat to death. Whether it be her HUGE Flea infestation incident or her insistence that she MUST climb upon every surface of the house, I will always be her hairless Human. Thanks for reading guys. Contact/add me on aim @ dubkdad1.



Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Baby Blues - Part 1

Every parent gets them. 

Here are some of the biggest Baby Blues:

1)  No more sleeping in.
2)  Dealing with the extra weight that Mommy has put on with the baby.
3)  Stinky diapers are STINKY!
4)  No more going out spontaneously.
5)  Baby sitters are EXPENSIVE!
6)  Formula stains everything it comes in contact with.
7)  You are officially old.
8)  You are no longer the most important thing in this world.

Luckily for me, I am not a rookie father.  This is my fifth child and I am mature enough to cope with the baby blues.  However, for new fathers, the blues are known to cause them to leave Mom hanging.  Well guys, I'm here to tell you that the Baby Blues don't last forever.  It's going to be extremely rough for the first few years.  But when the little tyke gets to be in 1st grade and he reads his first story to you.  You will realize that those Baby Blues were more than worth it.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Welcome to the Land of the Oxygen Breathers!

I am pround to report that I am now the father of a new son.

Friday, March 12, 2010


In my home, the spare bedroom is now known as Baby Central. Everything a baby could ever want or need is in there. This is the result of nesting.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

They Grow Up Too Fast...

I remember there was a time when my youngest son thought girls were NASTY, but it seems now that he is going on 12, girls are AMAZING!  So yeah, he has discovered the world of internet Porno and I just don't know what to do.  Parental controls are a joke because, at his age, computers are second nature and he can easily bypass any password protection put in place.  He's a tad to old for spankings now and grounding him may not do the trick.  It's time like this that good old fashioned guilt comes into play.  I believe guilt is a parents strongest weapon against their wayward children.  It has to be used sparingly, however just like any other power, but when used properly its far more effective than anything. 

Leave a comment about things you've been made to feel guilty about when you were a child and how it has affected you to this day.


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